10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.