10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio