10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom