10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson