10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977