10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz