10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers