10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"