10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You have to piss with the dick you have