10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob