10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?