10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.