10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.