10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.