10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth