10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977