10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT