10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Welcome to kicker school
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from