10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.