10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers