10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare