10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris