10 Random Poker Quotes
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- It's Free To Fold...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You have to piss with the dick you have