10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.