10 Random Poker Quotes

Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
in the poker game of life women are the rake
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts