10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"