10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A