10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike