10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.