10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword