10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'