10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fold and live to fold again
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo