10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)