10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.