10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus