10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"