10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.