10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!