10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson