10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fold and live to fold again
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!