10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.