10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "All-in, bitches!!!"