10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson