10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth