10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament