10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword