10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."