10 Random Poker Quotes

how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.