10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow