10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm